I took my first Jetstar flights this week and have discovered how they can sell tickets for so little.

They encourage families with young noisy children onto their flights and somehow manage to channel the energy released from their long and loud screams through the flight to feed the engines. Sure saves on fuel. These kids are releasing pure energy in flight.

On each of my 2 hour 20 minute flights I was surrounded by these small monsters and they screamed from takeoff to landing.

Well done Jetstar for such a scientific breakthrough.

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