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10 jokes about software programming

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We’re sharing these to show we can laugh at ourselves (we’s a software development company):

  • How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
  • Give a person a new software program, and frustrate them for a day. Teach a person to program, frustrate them for a lifetime.
  • It’s not a bug, It’s a feature!
  • Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for ‘still doesn’t work.’
  • Why did the programmer quit their job? because they didn’t get arrays.
  • What did 0 say to 1? You’re a bit too much.
  • What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.
  • What do you call a group of programmers? An argument.
  • Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25
  • A programmer is asked to go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen. They returned home with 12 loaves of bread. When asked, they said “they had eggs”

Humour, like any art form, is subjective.  We hope you had a laugh, or a chuckle at least.

By Mark
The POS Software Blog

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