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While it’s a public holiday our after hours crew is here for urgent calls.

We’re sharing these to show we can laugh at ourselves (we’s a software development company):

• How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
• Give a person a new software program, and frustrate them for a day. Teach a person to program, frustrate them for a lifetime.
• It’s not a bug, It’s a feature!
• Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for ‘still doesn’t work.’
• Why did the programmer quit their job? because they didn’t get arrays.
• What did 0 say to 1? You’re a bit too much.
• What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.
• What do you call a group of programmers? An argument.
• Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25
• A programmer is asked to go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen. They returned home with 12 loaves of bread. When asked, they said “they had eggs”

Humour, like any art form, is subjective.  We hope you had a laugh, or a chuckle at least.

While today is national donut day, we got in early at the office yesterday with these treats and more.